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joseguwop:

809212:

what would you say to your 10 year old self

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siderealscion:

mALEFISHIENT, MARK

ive been meaning to make work-related comics forever, so enjoy some choice movie title bastardizations.

(these all actually, seriously, happened, with no humor or awareness on the part of the customer at the time as far as I could tell. so, yes, someone actually asked for a ticket to “Detergent” with a straight face.)

doloresjaneumbridge:

ginevra molly weasley

  • starts breaking into her brothers’ broom shed at the age of six and practising by herself when they won’t let her play quidditch with them
  • gets possessed by voldemort when she’s only in her first year of school
  • calmly reminds harry of this fact…

passiveimagination:

My mom teaches Kindergarten and I went to her classroom a few days ago and saw what appeared to be a small shrine dedicated to Jodie Foster in the corner of the room and I had literally no idea why it was there, so I asked my mom about it and she said it’s where the kids can go to tattle on each other so they don’t always do it to her

So basically my mom tells her little Kindergarteners to tell on each other to a magazine clipping of Jodie Foster that they call Miss Tattle and if you don’t think that’s the funniest thing then get out of my face

heckannoying:

listening to music in your room like

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ratiskate:

floozys:

500,000 notes and i’ll get this tattooed on my ass 

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please fucking reblog this

slayboybunny:

i refuse to be shamed for having a body. i refuse to get embarrassed when a tampon falls out of my purse or spend a whole day anxious about if someones going to notice that i forgot to shave a patch of leg hair. i wasnt put on this earth to spend my time apologizing for my existence and i refuse to let anyone make me feel like i have to waste my energy on all that petty shit

carnivaloftherandom:

surdoues:

briannathestrange:

rufflesnotdiets:

how to walk like a queen [x]

This is the best acting lesson I have every seen in my life

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2srooky:

myutsuu:

'you're too old for pokemon'

I believe we are called VETERAN TRAINERS, THANK YOU

GYM LEADERS HAVE TO COME FROM SOMEWHERE